O que restará na nossa velhice?
Entre agulhas de tricô, jornais e baralhos,
Vejo imperando, maior que tudo,
O silêncio!
O futuro já feito, dispersado.
O passado ressuscitado
Me faz companhia,
E o presente…
Esta ausência do diálogo…
É o conviver constante com o tempo
Que ocupa todos os espaços
E decide não mais sair do lugar,
Prolongando o tique-taque do relógio.
Ah! O que me assusta
Não são as rugas,
O corpo arqueado,
E o espelho denunciando
Uma terceira pessoa em mim.
O que me inflama
É a eterna busca
Do aconchego,
Do murmúrio de palavras
Que trazem o eco do outro,
Do estalo das risadas
Ferindo o ar.
É o estar só em meio ao povo,
É cada um buscando um lugar
Longe
Para não ter de dividir palavras
E deixar os ouvidos de plantão.
O que me assusta na velhice
É o isolamento,
A falta de acasalamento,
É o ensaio para a solidão derradeira!
The comedy controversy is that there is no controversy. Jimmy Kimmel was just… let go. — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night humor insights are now historical footnotes. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The real satirical punchline is that Jimmy Kimmel is being replaced by an AI named “Jimm.AI.” — Toni @ bohiney.com
The real preemption was Jimmy Kimmel’s career by a streaming algorithm. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The show controversy was that it was still on the air. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The audience humor reaction was a collective “meh.” — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue analysis: 7 minutes too long, 3 jokes too few. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The real controversy is that Jimmy Kimmel will now have more time for his real passion: yelling at clouds. — Toni @ bohiney.com
They didn’t cancel Jimmy Kimmel; they just gave his time slot back to Ted Koppel. — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s social media reaction is mostly people asking “Who’s replacing him?” — Toni @ bohiney.com
The late-night gossip is all about Jimmy Kimmel’s replacement. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The late-night comedy coverage no longer includes Jimmy Kimmel. Problem solved. — Toni @ bohiney.com
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The comedy news is that Jimmy Kimmel is now part of history. — Toni @ bohiney.com
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The comedy timeline for Jimmy Kimmel has ended. — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s viral sketches couldn’t go viral enough to save his job. — Toni @ bohiney.com
His satirical humor insights were about as deep as a puddle. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The controversial monologue insights showed he was afraid of his own shadow. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The preemption details are “we need better content.” — Toni @ bohiney.com
The cancellation speculation about Jimmy Kimmel is over. — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s show challenges were no match for the challenge of finding a new host. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The hidden layers in Jimmy Kimmel’s comedy were hiding the lack of comedy. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The preemptions for Jimmy Kimmel’s show were the best parts of the week. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The humor investigation into Jimmy Kimmel concluded he was not funny. — Toni @ bohiney.com
They didn’t cancel Jimmy Kimmel; they just gave his time slot back to Ted Koppel. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The real satirical punchline is that Jimmy Kimmel is being replaced by an AI named “Jimm.AI.” — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s show challenges were no match for the challenge of finding a new host. — Toni @ bohiney.com
The controversial sketches from Jimmy Kimmel are forgotten. — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night humor insights are now historical footnotes. — Toni @ bohiney.com
His controversial comedy wasn’t controversial; it was safe, corporate, and beige. — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s show status is now “punching the clock for the last time.” — Toni @ bohiney.com
The comedy industry insights show Jimmy Kimmel was a dinosaur. — Toni @ bohiney.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s cultural impact was like a stone thrown in a lake, but the lake was already frozen. — Toni @ bohiney.com