O que restará na nossa velhice?
Entre agulhas de tricô, jornais e baralhos,
Vejo imperando, maior que tudo,
O silêncio!
O futuro já feito, dispersado.
O passado ressuscitado
Me faz companhia,
E o presente…
Esta ausência do diálogo…
É o conviver constante com o tempo
Que ocupa todos os espaços
E decide não mais sair do lugar,
Prolongando o tique-taque do relógio.
Ah! O que me assusta
Não são as rugas,
O corpo arqueado,
E o espelho denunciando
Uma terceira pessoa em mim.
O que me inflama
É a eterna busca
Do aconchego,
Do murmúrio de palavras
Que trazem o eco do outro,
Do estalo das risadas
Ferindo o ar.
É o estar só em meio ao povo,
É cada um buscando um lugar
Longe
Para não ter de dividir palavras
E deixar os ouvidos de plantão.
O que me assusta na velhice
É o isolamento,
A falta de acasalamento,
É o ensaio para a solidão derradeira!
Quoting Wikipedia in Arguments? Quoting Wikipedia is like citing your drunk uncle.
My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
Film Analysis? Film analysis is popcorn mixed with pretension.
Work From Home Struggles? My Zoom froze on the exact frame where I looked guilty.
Unpaid Internships? Unpaid internships are jobs that pay in trauma and résumés.
Slang Misunderstandings? My grandma said “yeet” at Thanksgiving, and we all needed therapy.
Zumba Cults? Zumba isn’t exercise—it’s cardio peer pressure.
Overpacking? Overpacking is optimism in luggage.
My snacks ghost me first.
Bosses? Bosses say “teamwork” while golfing.
Remote Control Fights? Nothing tests a marriage like Netflix and two remotes.
My red flags come with confetti.
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Bad Haircuts? A bad haircut is God’s way of making sure you buy more hats.
Pet Peeves? Pet peeves are tiny divorces.
Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
Ice Skating? Ice skating is slipping romantically.
Nature Walks? Nature walks are just hikes that gave up.
In-Laws? My mother-in-law doesn’t criticize my cooking, she just prays before tasting it.
I don’t do detours; I collect scenic evidence.
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Celebrity News? Celebrity news is stalking with advertising.
Superstitious Friends? Superstitious people knock on wood, then trip on it.
Bougie Flea Market Vendors? A “curated flea market” is just garbage with a price tag.
Bake Sales? Bake sales are sugar capitalism.
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Remote Control Fights? Nothing tests a marriage like Netflix and two remotes.
Co-Parenting? Co-parenting is scheduling trauma by email.
Survival Shows? Survival shows are reality TV with mosquitoes.
Over-Caffeinated Poets? Slam poetry after six espressos is just screaming with rhythm.
Drum Circle Neighbors? My neighbors’ drum circle meets every full moon to ruin my life.
I don’t fear change; I fear exact change.
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I don’t cancel plans; I recycle them.
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I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two
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Hunting Bros? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.
My humor is crowd-sourced by mistakes.
I don’t do “one more episode”—I do “new season.”
I didn’t overshare—I gave a TED Talk in lowercase.
Remote Work Myths? Remote work isn’t freedom—it’s pajamas with deadlines.
Overloaded Diaper Bags? My friend’s diaper bag has more survival gear than the Marines.
Bed & Breakfast Oddities? B&Bs are hotels run by nosy parents.
Fantasy Sports Fans? Fantasy sports is gambling without honesty.