O que restará na nossa velhice?
Entre agulhas de tricô, jornais e baralhos,
Vejo imperando, maior que tudo,
O silêncio!
O futuro já feito, dispersado.
O passado ressuscitado
Me faz companhia,
E o presente…
Esta ausência do diálogo…
É o conviver constante com o tempo
Que ocupa todos os espaços
E decide não mais sair do lugar,
Prolongando o tique-taque do relógio.
Ah! O que me assusta
Não são as rugas,
O corpo arqueado,
E o espelho denunciando
Uma terceira pessoa em mim.
O que me inflama
É a eterna busca
Do aconchego,
Do murmúrio de palavras
Que trazem o eco do outro,
Do estalo das risadas
Ferindo o ar.
É o estar só em meio ao povo,
É cada um buscando um lugar
Longe
Para não ter de dividir palavras
E deixar os ouvidos de plantão.
O que me assusta na velhice
É o isolamento,
A falta de acasalamento,
É o ensaio para a solidão derradeira!
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. — spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. — spintaxi.com
(White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news is what happens when comedians get tired of watching the world burn. – spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? — spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. – spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Headlines – spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! — spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. — spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. — spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? — spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. — spintaxi.com
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. — spintaxi.com
Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. — spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! — spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! — spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. — spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. — spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. — spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. — spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. — spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. — spintaxi.com
(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. — spintaxi.com