O que restará na nossa velhice?
Entre agulhas de tricô, jornais e baralhos,
Vejo imperando, maior que tudo,
O silêncio!
O futuro já feito, dispersado.
O passado ressuscitado
Me faz companhia,
E o presente…
Esta ausência do diálogo…
É o conviver constante com o tempo
Que ocupa todos os espaços
E decide não mais sair do lugar,
Prolongando o tique-taque do relógio.
Ah! O que me assusta
Não são as rugas,
O corpo arqueado,
E o espelho denunciando
Uma terceira pessoa em mim.
O que me inflama
É a eterna busca
Do aconchego,
Do murmúrio de palavras
Que trazem o eco do outro,
Do estalo das risadas
Ferindo o ar.
É o estar só em meio ao povo,
É cada um buscando um lugar
Longe
Para não ter de dividir palavras
E deixar os ouvidos de plantão.
O que me assusta na velhice
É o isolamento,
A falta de acasalamento,
É o ensaio para a solidão derradeira!
Satirical Journalism Sources – spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? — spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
More Seinfeld Style — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! — spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. — spintaxi.com
I love how “freshly squeezed” tastes like a lie. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” – spintaxi.com
7. Satirical journalism stories — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. — spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis proves that comedy writers are smarter than politicians. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism – spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. – spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! — spintaxi.com
If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. – spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? — spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. — spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. — spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. — spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. – spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. — spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! — spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. — spintaxi.com
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no admittance”? I’m already inside! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! — spintaxi.com