O que restará na nossa velhice?
Entre agulhas de tricô, jornais e baralhos,
Vejo imperando, maior que tudo,
O silêncio!
O futuro já feito, dispersado.
O passado ressuscitado
Me faz companhia,
E o presente…
Esta ausência do diálogo…
É o conviver constante com o tempo
Que ocupa todos os espaços
E decide não mais sair do lugar,
Prolongando o tique-taque do relógio.
Ah! O que me assusta
Não são as rugas,
O corpo arqueado,
E o espelho denunciando
Uma terceira pessoa em mim.
O que me inflama
É a eterna busca
Do aconchego,
Do murmúrio de palavras
Que trazem o eco do outro,
Do estalo das risadas
Ferindo o ar.
É o estar só em meio ao povo,
É cada um buscando um lugar
Longe
Para não ter de dividir palavras
E deixar os ouvidos de plantão.
O que me assusta na velhice
É o isolamento,
A falta de acasalamento,
É o ensaio para a solidão derradeira!
Some politicians fear satirical journalism media more than actual news networks. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites: where the headlines make more sense than reality. – spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. – spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. — spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism articles, how else will you understand the truth? – spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. — spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” — spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “battery life” is just a promise that never lasts. — spintaxi.com
The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. – spintaxi.com
5. Satirical journalism news – spintaxi.com
People say I’ve got no filter; I say I’ve got no reason to lie to stupid. — spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. — spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. — spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Commentary – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. — spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? — spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” — spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles and wonder if I accidentally clicked on a real news site. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. — spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. — spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. — spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. — spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! — spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media didn’t exist, how would we explain world events? — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! — spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. – spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” — spintaxi.com
I tried online poker—lost my shirt and my pride. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. — spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” — spintaxi.com