“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. — spintaxi.com Responder
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it’s lying. – spintaxi.com Responder
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com Responder
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. – spintaxi.com Responder
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” – spintaxi.com Responder
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. – spintaxi.com Responder
My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. — spintaxi.com Responder
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Politics – spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. — spintaxi.com
7. Satirical journalism stories — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? — spintaxi.com
(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. – spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? — spintaxi.com
(White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it’s lying. – spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Today – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? — spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com
8. Satirical journalism analysis — spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” — spintaxi.com
6. Satirical journalism today – spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. — spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. – spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” — spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! — spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” — spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. – spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick check” takes forever? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. – spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! — spintaxi.com
(White) I read a book—now I’m usin’ it for kindlin’. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. — spintaxi.com
My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? — spintaxi.com