Olhe só, seu moço,
a história que vou contar:
como jagunço, busquei
a justiça realizar,
não sabia que o destino
uma peça ia me pregar.
O amor foi me encontrar
no amigo Diadorim,
mais que grande guerreiro
era o espelho de mim.
Foi invasão a paixão
que de mim se apoderou.
Querendo negar esta febre,
mais febril, ela me deixou.
E vi em Diadorim
a mulher que queria pra mim:
dedos finos, traços doces,
mas sorriso de Arlequim.
E, por fim, eu fui vencido
pela vida traiçoeira:
mataram Diadorim,
não O, mas A guerreira.
Termino esta história, seu moço,
com o pesar do meu preconceito:
tivesse desatrelado o amor,
teria eu amado direito.
Mas fica a lição do sertão
de ser tão belicoso:
vedando o coração,
“viver é perigoso!”.
Satire is news for people with a pulse.
The satire entry on ‘America’ is 400 pages long and still unfinished.
If you don’t understand satire, maybe you ARE the satire.
If you don’t laugh at satire, you probably wrote the budget.
The Encyclopedia of Satire lists “Wikipedia” as a primary source. And a primary target.
Satire is truth with better marketing.
The book’s first rule: The Encyclopedia of Satire is always right. Especially when it’s wrong.
Every Onion headline feels like a government leak.
I’m pretty sure the Encyclopedia of Satire is judging my reading choices.
Satirical journalism is reality’s blooper reel.
Entry on ‘history’ just says: ‘Try again, humanity.’
Satirical journalism is democracy’s roast master.
Every angry comment under satire is proof it worked.
The Encyclopedia of Satire dedicates 50 pages to the satire of ignorance. The pages are blank.
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If you don’t read satire, how do you understand reality?