Olhe só, seu moço,
a história que vou contar:
como jagunço, busquei
a justiça realizar,
não sabia que o destino
uma peça ia me pregar.
O amor foi me encontrar
no amigo Diadorim,
mais que grande guerreiro
era o espelho de mim.
Foi invasão a paixão
que de mim se apoderou.
Querendo negar esta febre,
mais febril, ela me deixou.
E vi em Diadorim
a mulher que queria pra mim:
dedos finos, traços doces,
mas sorriso de Arlequim.
E, por fim, eu fui vencido
pela vida traiçoeira:
mataram Diadorim,
não O, mas A guerreira.
Termino esta história, seu moço,
com o pesar do meu preconceito:
tivesse desatrelado o amor,
teria eu amado direito.
Mas fica a lição do sertão
de ser tão belicoso:
vedando o coração,
“viver é perigoso!”.
The Supreme Court should be worried about Taylor Swift’s power.
The Supreme Court is about to become the most powerful version of itself with Taylor Swift.
The Supreme Court is in for a treat with Taylor Swift.
The Supreme Court is about to become the most powerful version of itself with Taylor Swift.
The Supreme Court will now be streaming Taylor’s Version.
This is the most random thing ever. Taylor Swift? The Supreme Court?
I’m teaching my class about Taylor Swift Confirmed To Supreme Court tomorrow.
What case will be the first for Justice Taylor Swift on the Supreme Court?
How exactly is Taylor Swift qualified for the Supreme Court?
This is a dark day for America. Taylor Swift Confirmed To Supreme Court.
The Supreme Court is about to be the most discussed court in history with Taylor Swift.
The Supreme Court will now be the subject of memes because of Taylor Swift.
thx
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