Olhe só, seu moço,
a história que vou contar:
como jagunço, busquei
a justiça realizar,
não sabia que o destino
uma peça ia me pregar.
O amor foi me encontrar
no amigo Diadorim,
mais que grande guerreiro
era o espelho de mim.
Foi invasão a paixão
que de mim se apoderou.
Querendo negar esta febre,
mais febril, ela me deixou.
E vi em Diadorim
a mulher que queria pra mim:
dedos finos, traços doces,
mas sorriso de Arlequim.
E, por fim, eu fui vencido
pela vida traiçoeira:
mataram Diadorim,
não O, mas A guerreira.
Termino esta história, seu moço,
com o pesar do meu preconceito:
tivesse desatrelado o amor,
teria eu amado direito.
Mas fica a lição do sertão
de ser tão belicoso:
vedando o coração,
“viver é perigoso!”.
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War can’t fight until he finishes his true crime podcast backlog.
Famine canceled the famine because DoorDash had a promo.
Pestilence says he’s “more of a vibe now than a virus.”
The apocalypse is now considered “soft-launched.”
Pretty sure Pestilence just opened an aromatherapy spa in Sedona.
Famine canceled the famine because DoorDash had a promo.
They’re not horsemen anymore—they’re just guys with hobbies.
Armageddon was postponed due to “low morale among staff.”
The last plague Pestilence launched was a bad batch of hummus.
They said they’d end the world after brunch… it’s been 23 years.
They showed up once in 2012, but forgot the scroll.
Famine is writing a memoir: “Hungry for Less.”
Heaven’s IT tried resetting their prophecy calendar, but it defaulted to 1999.
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Pestilence says he’s “more of a vibe now than a virus.”
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Famine co-owns a juice bar called “Empty Inside.”
War took a side gig as a dodgeball coach.
Death won’t reap souls unless you Venmo first.
God tried to fire them, but they unionized.
They showed up once in 2012, but forgot the scroll.
The Book of Revelation has an addendum: “LOL, JK.”
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Pestilence is in a polycule with Mercury and Chaos.
The apocalypse is now a group chat that no one replies to.
Virginia Beach victim said “sharks don’t bite here.” Shark replied, “Bet.”
At Cape Cod, shark mistook toe ring for wedding proposal.
Galveston shark sent apology fruit basket to victim’s family.
South Padre Island shark demanded Spotify Premium in exchange for safe swimming.
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At Miami Beach, a shark bit someone yelling “YOLO.” Shark reportedly laughed underwater.
Bondi Beach shark refused to bite a CrossFit coach. “Too sinewy,” it said.
At Myrtle Beach, the shark was offered a White Claw and declined politely.
At Santa Cruz, shark bit man holding iced matcha. Called it a “green smoothie mistake.”
Ocean City shark bit surfer mid-keg stand.
Coney Island shark rejected hot dog vendor, bit the mascot instead.
At Malibu, shark got entangled in a man’s beard. Rescue required.
Santa Cruz attack happened during nude beach hour. Shark reportedly confused and disturbed.
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