“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. — spintaxi.com Responder
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com Responder
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com Responder
The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. – spintaxi.com Responder
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. — spintaxi.com Responder
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” — spintaxi.com Responder
If you want to understand politics, watch satirical journalism media, not the debates. — spintaxi.com Responder
The best satire articles walk the fine line between “hilarious” and “oh no.” – spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” — spintaxi.com Responder
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! — spintaxi.com Responder
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. — spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. — spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. — spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no signal”? My TV’s sulking! — spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” — spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? — spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! — spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. — spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Headlines – spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. — spintaxi.com
If you want to understand politics, watch satirical journalism media, not the debates. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. — spintaxi.com
The best satire articles walk the fine line between “hilarious” and “oh no.” – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Techniques – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! — spintaxi.com
3. Satirical journalism website – spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles: where the truth is funnier than the fiction. – spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! — spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! — spintaxi.com