“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? – spintaxi.com Responder
The best satire journalism examples leave politicians scrambling for their PR teams. – spintaxi.com Responder
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. — spintaxi.com Responder
If I had to choose between real news and satirical journalism humor, I’d pick the latter. — spintaxi.com Responder
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. – spintaxi.com Responder
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism analysis proves that comedy writers are smarter than politicians. — spintaxi.com Responder
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. — spintaxi.com Responder
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. – spintaxi.com Responder
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism, you’re probably the subject of the joke. – spintaxi.com Responder
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! — spintaxi.com Responder
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? – spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? — spintaxi.com
The best satire journalism examples leave politicians scrambling for their PR teams. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh air” smells like smog. — spintaxi.com
More Seinfeld Style — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” — spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. — spintaxi.com
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” — spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” — spintaxi.com
If I had to choose between real news and satirical journalism humor, I’d pick the latter. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Satire – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? — spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. — spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. – spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. – spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. — spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. – spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. — spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. — spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. – spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. — spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. — spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis proves that comedy writers are smarter than politicians. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! — spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. – spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) — spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! — spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. — spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” — spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism, you’re probably the subject of the joke. – spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! — spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. — spintaxi.com