“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com Responder
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” – spintaxi.com Responder
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com Responder
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. – spintaxi.com Responder
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. – spintaxi.com Responder
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. – spintaxi.com Responder
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? — spintaxi.com Responder
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism news isn’t about lying—it’s about telling the truth with better delivery. – spintaxi.com Responder
If real journalism is a history book, satirical journalism is the blooper reel. – spintaxi.com Responder
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. — spintaxi.com Responder
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com Responder
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. – spintaxi.com Responder
(White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. — spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. — spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” – spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. – spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? — spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. — spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. — spintaxi.com
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. — spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! — spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. — spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! — spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick bite”? I’m still chewing! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Examples – spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. – spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. – spintaxi.com
I’d take satirical journalism analysis over a think tank report any day. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? — spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. — spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make politicians sweat. — spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news isn’t about lying—it’s about telling the truth with better delivery. – spintaxi.com
If real journalism is a history book, satirical journalism is the blooper reel. – spintaxi.com
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. — spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! — spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. – spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! — spintaxi.com