Laboratório Cont’minado

 Especialistas em vaso sanitário – desculpem-me, esqueci de que a “melhor” palavra é privada – farão experiências com torneiras. O principal objetivo será abri-las, dando maior vazão à água, embora, ao final do experimento, o resultado seja uma invasão do esgoto (desculpem-me novamente. Retifico: de merda), levando alguns inexperientes participantes a fechá-las em definitivo, e, outros, a aderir à conclusão de que a merda seja necessária.
 
 Embora o espaço do laboratório fosse amplo, e uma pseudodescontração parecesse reinar nesse ambiente, a vez e a voz cabiam apenas aos especialistas, repito: em vaso sanitário, ainda que o objetivo fosse abrir torneiras…
 
 Cientes de que o oxigênio e o gás carbônico sejam necessários à perpetuação da espécie, os aspirantes a especialistas são, paulatinamente, conduzidos ao curral, sutilmente encurralados, reduzindo-se a gado: um atrás do outro, em obediência, e priorizando o gás carbônico…
 
 Por fim, não se veem mais como aspirantes: os que, após o experimento, se julgaram “incapacitados”, desistiram da especialização.
 
 Já os que se julgaram capacitados concluíram ser o vaso sanitário, isto é, a privada, mais importante que as torneiras, afinal, a “contaminação” tem maior alcance e, por isso, talvez seja mais importante se especializar em merda do que em torneiras para expulsá-la…

1.675 thoughts on “Laboratório Cont’minado

  1. You’re so interesting! I don’t believe I have read through something like this before. So good to discover somebody with some unique thoughts on this subject. Really.. thank you for starting this up. This web site is one thing that is needed on the web, someone with a bit of originality!|

  2. That is really interesting, You’re an excessively skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and stay up for seeking extra of your excellent post. Also, I have shared your website in my social networks|

  3. I used to be recommended this web site by means of my cousin. I am no longer certain whether or not this publish is written by means of him as no one else recognize such exact about my problem. You’re wonderful! Thank you!|

  4. Everything is very open with a very clear explanation of the issues. It was truly informative. Your website is very useful. Thank you for sharing!|

  5. I’m truly enjoying the design and layout of your blog. It’s a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more pleasant for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a designer to create your theme? Fantastic work!|

  6. It is the best time to make some plans for the future and it is time to be happy. I’ve read this post and if I could I wish to suggest you few interesting things or advice. Maybe you could write next articles referring to this article. I wish to read more things about it!|

  7. Greetings I am so delighted I found your webpage, I really found you by error, while I was browsing on Digg for something else, Anyhow I am here now and would just like to say thanks a lot for a remarkable post and a all round thrilling blog (I also love the theme/design), I don’t have time to browse it all at the moment but I have book-marked it and also included your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read more, Please do keep up the superb jo.|

  8. You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and very broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!|

  9. Do you mind if I quote a few of your posts as long as I provide credit and sources back to your webpage? My website is in the very same area of interest as yours and my visitors would certainly benefit from some of the information you provide here. Please let me know if this okay with you. Regards!|

  10. I have to thank you for the efforts you’ve put in penning this site. I really hope to see the same high-grade content by you in the future as well. In fact, your creative writing abilities has inspired me to get my very own website now ;)|

  11. Together with almost everything that seems to be building within this particular subject material, a significant percentage of viewpoints happen to be somewhat exciting. Nonetheless, I beg your pardon, but I do not subscribe to your entire suggestion, all be it radical none the less. It appears to everyone that your remarks are actually not completely rationalized and in fact you are generally yourself not even entirely convinced of the point. In any case I did appreciate reading through it.

  12. Howdy are using WordPress for your blog platform? I’m new to the blog world but I’m trying to get started and create my own. Do you require any html coding knowledge to make your own blog? Any help would be really appreciated!

  13. I have been exploring for a little bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts in this kind of space . Exploring in Yahoo I at last stumbled upon this site. Reading this info So i am satisfied to show that I’ve an incredibly good uncanny feeling I discovered exactly what I needed. I such a lot surely will make sure to do not disregard this website and give it a glance regularly.

  14. Hey very nice blog!! Man .. Beautiful .. Amazing .. I’ll bookmark your blog and take the feeds also…I am happy to find so many useful info here in the post, we need work out more strategies in this regard, thanks for sharing. . . . . .

  15. Wonderful goods from you, man. I’ve understand your stuff previous to and you’re just extremely fantastic. I actually like what you’ve acquired here, really like what you are saying and the way in which you say it. You make it enjoyable and you still care for to keep it smart. I cant wait to read far more from you. This is actually a wonderful web site.

  16. Spot on with this write-up, I absolutely believe this web site needs far more attention. I’ll probably be returning to read more, thanks for the info!|

  17. Hello there, I believe your website may be having web browser compatibility problems. Whenever I look at your site in Safari, it looks fine however, if opening in I.E., it has some overlapping issues. I merely wanted to give you a quick heads up! Apart from that, excellent site!|

  18. Hey very cool blog!! Guy .. Beautiful .. Amazing .. I’ll bookmark your site and take the feeds also? I’m glad to find numerous useful information right here in the submit, we’d like work out more techniques in this regard, thank you for sharing. . . . . .|

Deixe uma resposta

O seu endereço de e-mail não será publicado.

Website