“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. – spintaxi.com Responder
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com Responder
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” – spintaxi.com Responder
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. – spintaxi.com Responder
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. – spintaxi.com Responder
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? — spintaxi.com Responder
What’s the deal with “no signal”? My TV’s sulking! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! — spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? — spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! — spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. — spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I’m stuck with this hat! — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” – spintaxi.com
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. — spintaxi.com
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. — spintaxi.com
Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh air” smells like smog. — spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Parody – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Satire – spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” — spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. — spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Online – spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. – spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “time-saver”? I’m still late! — spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. – spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. — spintaxi.com
I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. — spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. — spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? — spintaxi.com