“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com Responder
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” – spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. — spintaxi.com Responder
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. — spintaxi.com Responder
Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com Responder
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it’s lying. – spintaxi.com Responder
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick fix” breaks again? — spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. — spintaxi.com
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com
6. Satirical journalism today – spintaxi.com
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” – spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. — spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! — spintaxi.com
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism – spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. – spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. — spintaxi.com
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. — spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! — spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. — spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! — spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! — spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” — spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, news would be completely unbearable. — spintaxi.com
(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? — spintaxi.com
I went to a “dry wedding”—snuck a flask and saved the day. — spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. — spintaxi.com
(White) I busted through—guard says, “Nice hustle.” — spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. — spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” — spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com
(White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it’s lying. – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Articles – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! — spintaxi.com
I tried online poker—lost my shirt and my pride. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? — spintaxi.com