“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. — spintaxi.com Responder
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. — spintaxi.com Responder
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it’s lying. – spintaxi.com Responder
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. — spintaxi.com Responder
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? — spintaxi.com Responder
The best satirical journalism media has better fact-checking than real news. — spintaxi.com Responder
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. — spintaxi.com Responder
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing – spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? — spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it’s lying. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should be required reading in schools. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only news I trust. — spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com
They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis feels like a roast of society. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? — spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public restroom”? It’s a private nightmare! — spintaxi.com
I tried online poker—lost my shirt and my pride. — spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. — spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. — spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media has better fact-checking than real news. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! — spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. — spintaxi.com
(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “express lanes” are just regular lanes with better PR? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” — spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Analysis – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “non-refundable”? My money’s kidnapped! — spintaxi.com
I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. — spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. — spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” — spintaxi.com