“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. – spintaxi.com Responder
The best satirical journalism analysis makes you laugh, then regret laughing. — spintaxi.com Responder
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. – spintaxi.com Responder
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. – spintaxi.com Responder
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. — spintaxi.com Responder
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com Responder
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com Responder
What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! — spintaxi.com Responder
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. — spintaxi.com Responder
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com Responder
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” — spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. — spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! — spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. – spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis makes you laugh, then regret laughing. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? — spintaxi.com
I love how “battery life” is just a promise that never lasts. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. – spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? — spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. — spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. – spintaxi.com
Final Stretch (Mixed) — spintaxi.com
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. – spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. – spintaxi.com
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. — spintaxi.com
Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Blogs – spintaxi.com
(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” — spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. — spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com
What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. — spintaxi.com
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. — spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” — spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I logged on at the café—now my phone’s hacked and broke. — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com