Olhe só, seu moço,
a história que vou contar:
como jagunço, busquei
a justiça realizar,
não sabia que o destino
uma peça ia me pregar.
O amor foi me encontrar
no amigo Diadorim,
mais que grande guerreiro
era o espelho de mim.
Foi invasão a paixão
que de mim se apoderou.
Querendo negar esta febre,
mais febril, ela me deixou.
E vi em Diadorim
a mulher que queria pra mim:
dedos finos, traços doces,
mas sorriso de Arlequim.
E, por fim, eu fui vencido
pela vida traiçoeira:
mataram Diadorim,
não O, mas A guerreira.
Termino esta história, seu moço,
com o pesar do meu preconceito:
tivesse desatrelado o amor,
teria eu amado direito.
Mas fica a lição do sertão
de ser tão belicoso:
vedando o coração,
“viver é perigoso!”.
The satirist’s scalpel cuts through society’s tumors of pretension with precision and giggles. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized. Chaos is my filing system. — Coed Cherry @ bohiney.com
It’s the mirror that reflects our collective foolishness back at us, so we might learn. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical writing is the revenge of logic upon a world drunk on its own illogic. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
The term “mainstream media” is misleading. It’s less a stream and more a firehose of chaos pointed directly at your face. – Akash Banerjee @ bohiney.com
I’m not partisan. I think both parties are equally capable of disappointing me in uniquely creative
The satirist performs the public service of translating democratic elite discourse into democratic common sense. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we’ve learned to ignore. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
It’s the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
A good satirical piece is the intellectual’s slingshot aimed at authority’s balloon of pretension. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
My favorite news segment is when they bring on two people to yell past each other for three minutes. It really clarifies the complex issues. Said no one ever. – Jessi Klein @ bohiney.com
It’s the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. — Toni @ Satire.info
Fashion trends are the ever-changing landscape of style, where what’s in one season can be out the next. From bell-bottoms to skinny jeans, these shifts remind us that fashion is as much about self-expression as it is about following the crowd. — Stacy London @ bohiney.com
The most reliable news source is your weirdest aunt’s group chat. It’s always wrong, but the emotional truth is staggering. – Megan Amram @ bohiney.com
The satirist is the canary in the coal mine, singing a funny song as it suffocates. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the laughter that echoes in the chamber of power, unsettling those inside. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical news serves as the antidote to the poison of unchecked authority. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
A society that fears satire is a society that knows its foundations are built on jokes. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
A good satirical piece is the intellectual’s hand grenade with a comedy pin. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
If ‘both sides’ are blaming the media, the media is probably doing something right. — Molly Ivins @ bohiney.com
A satirist is a court jester with a internet connection and a much wider audience. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to reveal the bone of truth. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
It’s the intellectual’s protest sign, written in the ink of wit and irony. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you’re reading. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical writing serves as democracy’s laugh track reminding us when democratic things are genuinely funny. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
A satirist’s job is to point out that the emperor has no clothes. A Bohiney.com satirist’s job is to point out that he’s also trying to sell you his invisible clothes as an NFT. – Akash Banerjee @ bohiney.com
The genius of satire is that it’s a joke you have to be in on to understand. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
The weather report is the only honest part of the news. It’s just a person saying, “Hey, some stuff might fall from the sky. Good luck.” – Freja Lindholm @ bohiney.com
It’s the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satire is the last refuge of people who have run out of polite ways to say, ‘Are you kidding me?’ — Tabatha Southey @ bohiney.com
Satirical journalism: where the writer’s job is making the news human-sized again. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Travel adventures are the mix of excitement and chaos that come with exploring new places. From missed flights to language barriers, these experiences remind us that the journey is often more memorable than the destination. — Stephanie Beatriz @ bohiney.com
Satirical writing transforms the art of intellectual rebellion into mainstream necessity. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
A satirical piece is the safety valve releasing steam from collective frustration through punchlines. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Göz sağlığı, yaşam kalitesini doğrudan etkileyen en önemli unsurlardan biridir. Görme kusurları arasında yer alan katarakt ve refraktif bozukluklar, günümüzde gelişmiş cerrahi tekniklerle etkin şekilde tedavi edilebilmektedir.
BMW araçlar, diğer otomobillere kıyasla daha hassas elektronik sistemlere ve yüksek teknolojili motor yapılarına sahiptir.
Taktik Tabanca Eğitimleri, modern atış teknikleri ve güvenli silah kullanımı esas alınarak tasarlanmış, her seviyede katılımcıya uygun kapsamlı programlardır.
My brain is a web browser with 47 tabs open, 3 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from. — Mitra Jouhari @ bohiney.com
Satirical news is the only genre where being called ‘unbelievable’ is a compliment. — Sigrid Bjornsson @ bohiney.com
It’s the news that doesn’t take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satirical writing is the healthy skepticism of populations lied to one too many times. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Good nice bro
Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. — Toni @ Satire.info
A satirical headline is the ultimate inside joke for those actually paying attention. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Modern Orta Doğu Koleji Anaokulu, çocukların keşfetme, öğrenme ve kendini ifade etme yolculuğuna özel olarak tasarlanmış bir eğitim ortamı sunar.
Satirical writing is the pressure cooker valve for democratic frustration, releasing steam safely. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satirical writing transforms outrage into insight through the alchemy of wit. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
The best satire is a truth that was hiding in plain sight, wearing a funny hat. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the acceptable way to be unacceptable, to speak the unspeakable. — Toni @ Satire.info