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I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. — spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. – spintaxi.com
(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. — spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” — spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! — spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? — spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. — spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” — spintaxi.com
8. Satirical journalism analysis — spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. — spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor is indistinguishable from real political speeches. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. — spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” — spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. — spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) — spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Online – spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” — spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. – spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. – spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. — spintaxi.com
If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. – spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor: because sometimes reality needs better writers. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? — spintaxi.com
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More Ron White Style — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. — spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism website makes you laugh and then reconsider your life choices. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! — spintaxi.com