“Mais que liberdade, livramento!” 13 de março de 201915 de março de 2019 Fátima Soares Eis o meu livro de poesia “Mais que liberdade, livramento!”, agora com o meu nome literário: Fátima Gomes. Qualquer comentário, pode ser publicado aqui. Obrigada!
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. — spintaxi.com Responder
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? – spintaxi.com Responder
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. — spintaxi.com Responder
If you want to understand politics, read satirical journalism analysis—not campaign speeches. — spintaxi.com Responder
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. — spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism analysis is basically a masterclass in critical thinking. — spintaxi.com Responder
The best satirical journalism website should have a disclaimer that reads: “You won’t believe how much of this turns out to be true.” – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com Responder
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. — spintaxi.com Responder
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the truth needs a little sarcasm. – spintaxi.com Responder
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. — spintaxi.com Responder
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. — spintaxi.com Responder
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. – spintaxi.com Responder
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? — spintaxi.com Responder
What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” — spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? – spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. — spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! — spintaxi.com
If you want to understand politics, read satirical journalism analysis—not campaign speeches. — spintaxi.com
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Industry – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is basically a masterclass in critical thinking. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism website should have a disclaimer that reads: “You won’t believe how much of this turns out to be true.” – spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. — spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! — spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the truth needs a little sarcasm. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Articles – spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? — spintaxi.com