Sou Fátima Gomes (Fátima Soares Rodrigues), mãe de sete maravilhosos filhos e tenho três netinhos: Davi, Vítor e Lucca. Essa é minha mais importante biografia. Quanto ao resto, prefiro dizer que sou amante das palavras: escritas e lidas, e que a obra, segundo Fernando Pessoa, é muito mais importante do que o autor, por isso, olvido a biografia e prezo a grafia. Os textos falam por si sós.
Travel Guides? Travel guides are brochures that hide the potholes.
Emergency Blanket Fans? Emergency blankets are crinkly aluminum hugs.
Improv Comedy? Improv is laughing at strangers panicking with microphones.
Unexpected Reunions? Unexpected reunions are hugs with confusion.
No Instructions DIY? If you say “I don’t need instructions,” you also don’t need furniture.
Sculpture Gardens? Sculpture gardens are rock collections with tickets.
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Freelancing? Freelancing is working for clients and cats.
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I don’t binge-watch; I conduct research.
Hi there, I log on to your new stuff like every week. Your humoristic style is witty, keep
up the good work!
Movie Theater Clappers? Clapping in theaters doesn’t make you part of the cast.
Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
I’m not bad with names—just great at nicknaming.
Survival Bros? Survivalists buy gadgets to avoid surviving.
YouTube Hustlers? YouTube hustlers treat thumbnails like Nobel prizes.
Anime Fans? Anime fans stay up late crying in subtitles.
Sleepwalking? Sleepwalking is exercise without credit.
Hoverboard Fails? Hoverboards are just lawsuits with wheels.