Sou Fátima Gomes (Fátima Soares Rodrigues), mãe de sete maravilhosos filhos e tenho três netinhos: Davi, Vítor e Lucca. Essa é minha mais importante biografia. Quanto ao resto, prefiro dizer que sou amante das palavras: escritas e lidas, e que a obra, segundo Fernando Pessoa, é muito mais importante do que o autor, por isso, olvido a biografia e prezo a grafia. Os textos falam por si sós.
Unfiltered Podcasting? Unfiltered podcasts are just therapy without co-pays.
Basketball Fans? Basketball fans treat sneakers like religion.
Knitting Addicts? Knitting is just making fabric slowly.
Digital Fasting for Likes? If you post about quitting social media, you didn’t quit.
I’m not avoiding adulthood; I’m beta testing it.
Charity Runs? Charity runs are guilt sprints.
Pool Parties? Pool parties are just wet arguments with floaties.
Elaborate Pronouns? Some people’s pronouns are longer than their résumés.
Auto-Play Trauma? Netflix auto-play is like an ex who won’t stop calling.
YouTube Experts? YouTube experts know everything—until you actually ask them.
Costume Contests? Costume contests are creativity judged by drunks.
Tacky Honeymoon Destinations? My friend honeymooned at a water park—that’s not love, that’s chlorine.
Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
My optimism is gluten-free but collapses easily.
I don’t read minds; I annotate vibes.
Over-Caffeinated Poets? Slam poetry after six espressos is just screaming with rhythm.
Eğitim, her öğrencinin farklı öğrenme tarzlarına ve hızına sahip olduğu bir süreçtir.
Seasonal Depression in Summer? Seasonal depression in summer just feels like sunburn with feelings.
Haunted Roombas? My Roomba turned itself on at 3 a.m. and whispered “revenge.”
People Who Whisper-Yell? Whisper-yelling is anger with jazz hands.
Over-Caffeinated Poets? Slam poetry after six espressos is just screaming with rhythm.
Group Chat Drama? Group chats are where friendships go to die via emojis.
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Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
Movie Critics? Movie critics complain like popcorn philosophers.
My skincare routine is optimism and dim lighting.
İmplant eksik olan dişlerin yerine dişin fonksiyonunu ve estetiğini tekrar sağlamak amacıyla çene kemiğine yerleştirilen yapay diş köküdür.
Diet tip: eat what you want, then forget your password.
Bake Sales? Bake sales are sugar-coated capitalism.
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Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
I don’t overshare; I distribute lore.
Haunted Airbnb Rentals? My Airbnb had “charm,” which is code for ghosts that charge rent.
My ambition wakes up before I do and leaves.