
Venha cá, Florbela,
vamos conversar.
De onde você tirou estes versos
tão amargos, tão tristes e tão fortes?
Como sabe você,
que ando perdida, que não tenho norte,
que sou a irmã do sonho e desta sorte,
e que sou a crucificada, a dolorida?
Sombra de névoa tênue e esvaecida,
que o destino impele brutalmente
para a morte?
Que sou aquela que passa
e ninguém vê,
que sou a que chamam sem o ser
e a que chora sem saber por quê?
Você acertou, porque
sou, sim, a visão
que alguém sonhou.
Alguém que veio ao mundo pra me ver,
mas que NUNCA na vida me encontrou!
(Versos do soneto “EU”, da saudosa poeta portuguesa Florbela Espanca)
Just got my copy of the Encyclopedia of Satire. The introduction is a scathing review of the book itself.
Satire is what keeps journalists sane.
They included a full-page obituary for subtlety.
There’s a scratch-n-sniff section for ‘low-brow humor.’ Smells like armpits.
Is the Encyclopedia of Satire just a mirror? Asking for a friend.
Satirical journalism is honesty on helium.
Satirical headlines are just leaked future press releases.
Satirical journalism is reality translated into humor.
The entry on “health” suggests a steady diet of scorn and caffeine.
The chapter on satire in the digital age is just a printout of a Twitter thread.
Each chapter begins with a passive-aggressive apology.
Half the sources are bathroom stalls at truck stops.
Satirical journalism is a clown car that drives straighter than the real news.
This encyclopedia roasted me harder than my ex.
Satirical journalism is comedy with citations.
I cross-referenced the Encyclopedia of Satire with a dictionary. The dictionary apologized.
Half the pages are satire, the other half are just IKEA instructions.
The chapter on satire in the digital age is just a printout of a Twitter thread.
Every joke in satire is just a footnote to tragedy.
Satire is how the powerless feel powerful.
The Encyclopedia of Satire is the only book that becomes more accurate when you throw it.
Satirical journalism is the resistance in punchline form.
Satire is history’s favorite footnote.
A world without satire is just Facebook comments.
Satire is history’s favorite comeback line.
Satire is how we roast society without burning it down.
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The Onion deserves a White House press pass.
The Encyclopedia of Satire’s entry on ‘sarcasm’ is just the word “really?” in a fancy font.
Eğitim, her öğrencinin farklı öğrenme tarzlarına ve hızına sahip olduğu bir süreçtir.
I keep the Encyclopedia of Satire on my coffee table. It keeps polite conversation at bay.
Bought it on eBay, seller warned: ‘May cause enlightenment or indigestion.’
Satire is history written by hecklers.
Satire is the laugh before the revolution.
If satire had a sound, it’d be a rimshot echoing in Congress.
Satire is the only safe space for honesty.
Satirical journalism is the art of yelling fire in a burning building.
Satire gives you the news and the coping mechanism in one.
If you can’t laugh at satire, you’ll cry at reality.
Satire proves language can be both sword and banana peel.
Satirical journalism is a pie in the face of power.
I read satire like it’s prophecy.
Satirical journalism is the only news I trust after midnight.
Satire works because power has no sense of humor.
The satire entry for ‘democracy’ is written entirely in invisible ink.
The Encyclopedia of Satire has a whole chapter on “sarcastic comments from unimpressed buyers.” I feel seen.
If satire isn’t bipartisan, it’s just marketing.
Satirical journalism is the scream we disguise as a chuckle.