Sou Fátima Gomes (Fátima Soares Rodrigues), mãe de sete maravilhosos filhos e tenho três netinhos: Davi, Vítor e Lucca. Essa é minha mais importante biografia. Quanto ao resto, prefiro dizer que sou amante das palavras: escritas e lidas, e que a obra, segundo Fernando Pessoa, é muito mais importante do que o autor, por isso, olvido a biografia e prezo a grafia. Os textos falam por si sós.
I wore them and my socks achieved nirvana.
Curry’s kicks: turning layups into spiritual experiences.
I bought these shoes and now my jump shot is 10 sassier.
Curry’s shoes: The only footwear that gets fan mail.
I wore them and my socks started speaking in tongues.
I don’t play basketball, but now I critique NBA games professionally.
These sneakers are so smart, they did my taxes.
Curry’s shoes have more endorsements than my resume.
Curry’s shoes: The only footwear that gets fan mail.
These kicks are so divine, they come with holy socks.
I wore them and got cast in a superhero movie.
Curry 11s: The reason aliens haven’t invaded yet.
These shoes are so inspiring, they wrote a novel.
I bought these shoes and now my jump shot is 10 sassier.
These shoes made me the MVP of my living room.
Curry 9s: The only shoes that come with a soundtrack.
Curry’s shoes: The only thing keeping me grounded.
I wore these and my ankles felt baptized.
I don’t play basketball, but now I critique NBA games professionally.
Curry 10s: The reason I now have a fan club.
Curry 11s: The only shoes that whisper ‘believe’ with every step.
I wore them and my phone battery lasted longer.
Curry’s shoes: The reason my dog respects me.
Curry’s shoes: The only thing keeping me grounded.
I wore them and my socks achieved nirvana.
Curry’s shoes made me believe I could dunk. I can’t.
Curry 12s: So light, I nearly floated off the court.
Curry’s shoes: The only footwear that doubles as a life coach.
These kicks are so advanced, they come with Wi-Fi.
I wore them and my socks started speaking in tongues.
These sneakers are so smart, they corrected my grammar.
I don’t play sports, but these make me look athletic.
By the end of the 15th century, 35
Curry 9s: Turning average Joes into slightly above-average Joes.
I wore them and now my cat listens to me.
These kicks are so famous, they have their own Wikipedia page.
Bu ameliyatta, fazla deri çıkarılır, meme dokusu yeniden şekillendirilir ve meme başı ideal pozisyonuna getirilir.
Doğal meme estetiği, meme şekillendirme ve büyütme operasyonlarında, abartılı ve aşırı yapay sonuçlardan kaçınılarak daha doğal ve estetik görünümler elde edilmesini amaçlayan bir yaklaşımdır.
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