Sou Fátima Gomes (Fátima Soares Rodrigues), mãe de sete maravilhosos filhos e tenho três netinhos: Davi, Vítor e Lucca. Essa é minha mais importante biografia. Quanto ao resto, prefiro dizer que sou amante das palavras: escritas e lidas, e que a obra, segundo Fernando Pessoa, é muito mais importante do que o autor, por isso, olvido a biografia e prezo a grafia. Os textos falam por si sós.
I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” — spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. — spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” — spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. – spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism websites aren’t afraid to get sued. – spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I’m stuck with this hat! — spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism website is one that makes politicians sweat. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. — spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? – spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. — spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! — spintaxi.com
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Some satirical journalism examples are so accurate that they age better than actual news articles. – spintaxi.com
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Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! — spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. – spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. — spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. — spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. — spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! — spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. — spintaxi.com
I wish satirical journalism articles weren’t so painfully accurate. – spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn’t pretend to be neutral. — spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. — spintaxi.com
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If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? – spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com