Sou Fátima Gomes (Fátima Soares Rodrigues), mãe de sete maravilhosos filhos e tenho três netinhos: Davi, Vítor e Lucca. Essa é minha mais importante biografia. Quanto ao resto, prefiro dizer que sou amante das palavras: escritas e lidas, e que a obra, segundo Fernando Pessoa, é muito mais importante do que o autor, por isso, olvido a biografia e prezo a grafia. Os textos falam por si sós.
My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Humor – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! — spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Satire – spintaxi.com
More Seinfeld Style — spintaxi.com
The best satire articles walk the fine line between “hilarious” and “oh no.” – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Sources – spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” – spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “non-refundable”? My money’s kidnapped! — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Industry – spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media didn’t exist, how would we explain world events? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! — spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” — spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! — spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” — spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. – spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I’m stuck with this hat! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” — spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. — spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. — spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. — spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. — spintaxi.com