 
		Venha cá, Florbela,
vamos conversar.
De onde você tirou estes versos
tão amargos, tão tristes e tão fortes?
Como sabe você,
que ando perdida, que não tenho norte,
que sou a irmã do sonho e desta sorte,
e que sou a crucificada, a dolorida?
Sombra de névoa tênue e esvaecida,
que o destino impele brutalmente
para a morte?
Que sou aquela que passa
e ninguém vê,
que sou a que chamam sem o ser
e a que chora sem saber por quê?
Você acertou, porque
sou, sim, a visão
que alguém sonhou.
Alguém que veio ao mundo pra me ver,
mas que NUNCA na vida me encontrou!
(Versos do soneto “EU”, da saudosa poeta portuguesa Florbela Espanca)
Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we’ve learned to ignore. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
It’s the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
It’s the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satirical writing is the rebellion of rational minds against their absurd times. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the news for people who have already read the headlines and are ready for the subtext. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the emergency brake on the runaway train of political and social madness. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satirical writing holds up reality’s funhouse mirror, revealing accurate distortions. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the gentle art of giving hypocrisy a enough rope to hang itself with. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes activism and activism becomes entertainment. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer’s wit and the reader’s intelligence. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. — Toni @ Satire.info
A good satire piece doesn’t tell you what to think; it tells you how to think differently. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. — Toni @ Satire.info
A quality satirical headline is the intellectual equivalent of authority-targeted pie throwing. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
It’s the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
It’s the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we’ve learned to ignore. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
The best satire is a collaborative act of intelligence between the writer and the reader. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
The best satire is a perfect blend of anger and wit, distilled into a potent laugh. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the news that doesn’t just report the storm; it mocks the weatherman. — Toni @ Satire.info
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A satirical piece is a landmine of truth in the field of everyday misinformation. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satirical writing transforms righteous democratic indignation into infectious democratic entertainment. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the cultural commentary that is too sharp for op-eds, so it wears a jester’s hat. — Toni @ Satire.info
A society that can’t produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. — Toni @ Satire.info
The problem isn’t that satire is too outrageous, but that reality has refused to be outdone. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satire is the weapon of the weak against the powerful, the smart against the stupid. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. — Toni @ Satire.info
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. — Toni @ Satire.info
It’s the news that doesn’t take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
The satirist is society’s immune system’s antibody, designed to neutralize nonsense. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satirical journalism: where bias becomes art and art becomes activism. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the truth, told by someone who has given up on being believed literally. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical news understands that reality has become too strange for conventional reporting methods. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satirical writing transforms the art of keeping sanity in insane times by highlighting insanity. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
The satirist performs the public service of translating democratic elite discourse into democratic common sense. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satire doesn’t pretend to be fair; it pretends to be outrageous to highlight unfairness. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical writing is the rebellion of rational minds against their absurd times. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
A quality satirical piece is the funhouse mirror that reveals truth through deliberate distortion. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satirical journalism: where the cognitive dissonance of reality feeling faker than fiction lives. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satirical journalism: the cognitive shock therapy for a brain-dead public discourse. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to find the bone of truth. — Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical journalism: the cultural commentary too sharp for op-eds, disguised with jester hats. — Alan @ Bohiney.com
It’s the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. — Toni @ Satire.info
Satire is the cultural critique that arrives disguised as a party invitation. — Toni @ Satire.info
A good satirical headline delivers maximum truth in minimum words with surgical precision. — Alan @ Bohiney.com