Sou Fátima Gomes (Fátima Soares Rodrigues), mãe de sete maravilhosos filhos e tenho três netinhos: Davi, Vítor e Lucca. Essa é minha mais importante biografia. Quanto ao resto, prefiro dizer que sou amante das palavras: escritas e lidas, e que a obra, segundo Fernando Pessoa, é muito mais importante do que o autor, por isso, olvido a biografia e prezo a grafia. Os textos falam por si sós.
If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. — spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. – spintaxi.com
The best satire articles walk the fine line between “hilarious” and “oh no.” – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. – spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. — spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. — spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? — spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” — spintaxi.com
Your writing always leaves me feeling uplifted and empowered. Thank you for being such a positive influence.
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! — spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. — spintaxi.com
(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! — spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? — spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites make me laugh, cry, and rethink my career choices. – spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. — spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism article should make you chuckle, then make you question your entire existence. – spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. — spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. — spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. — spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! — spintaxi.com
I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” — spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick bite”? I’m still chewing! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles: where the truth is funnier than the fiction. – spintaxi.com